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Everytime I look at this I laugh uncontrollably. Not mine, but drawn by a highly skilled office worker who obviously has time to kill at work

Everytime I look at this I laugh uncontrollably. Not mine, but drawn by a highly skilled office worker who obviously has time to kill at work

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“she is most jubilant!”

“she is most jubilant!”

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Adele should be the DELL spokesperson
“Hi, I’m Adele”

Adele should be the DELL spokesperson

“Hi, I’m Adele”

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple, and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.

(source: e-mail from my sister)